We aren't getting what we pay for and paying for a great deal that the majority do not want.
It can still be a good day if you manage to have a laugh.
I must state that I did not write this.
I must then admit that I don't know who did or where it came from.
I was scrolling through some things from long ago and there it was.
Whoever wrote it, I thought it was funny, brilliant and, sadly, accurate.
Scientists at CERN in
have announced the discovery of the heaviest element yet
known to science. The new – element Governmentium (Gv). It has one neutron, 25
assistant neutrons, 88 deputy neutrons and 198 assistant deputy neutrons giving
it an atomic mass of 312. These 312 particles are held together by forces
coiled morons which are surrounded by vast quantities of right-on-like
particles called peons. Geneva
Since Governmentium has no electrons or protons, it is inert. However, it can be detected because it impedes every reaction with which it comes into contact. Even a tiny amount of Governmentium causes a reaction which normally takes only a few days to complete to four years or more to finish or resolve.
Governmentium has a normal half-life of 2- 6 years. It does not decay but instead undergoes a reorganization in which a portion of the assistant neutrons and deputy neutrons exchange places. In fact, Governmentium 's mass will actually increase over time since each reorganization will cause more morons to become neutrons, forming isodopes. This characteristic of moron promotion leads some scientist to believe that Governmentium is formed whenever morons reach a critical point of concentration. This hypothetical quantity is referred to as critical morass.
When catalyzed with money, Governmentium becomes Administratium, an element that radiates just as much energy as Governmentium since it has half as many peons but twice as many morons. Vast sums of money are consumed in the exchange yet no other by-products are produced.
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